Ever since my 7-year-old found out I was an author,
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Y’all can keep the your men who only bring you flowers. Mine just refilled my empty soap dispenser.
I, too, would like to be a mushroom, growing on the forest floor in the dark, poisoning unsuspecting passersby.
Ready for my author photoshoot! Channeling all the fantasy vibes
This video sums up one reason why I don't want to go out anymore
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My life is an overwhelming shitshow this year, but I'm remarkably calm through it LOL
I have to attribute some of that to learned resilience: "Well, it's not the worst that'
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Me: why are our daughter's socks just everywhere in this house!
Husband: (gestures vaguely to all my randomly