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Answered a call from an unknown number the other day. It was a sheriff telling me my parents' neighbour wanted them to move their car (from the street..where 06 Sep
Y’all can keep the your men who only bring you flowers. Mine just refilled my empty soap dispenser. 03 Sep
I, too, would like to be a mushroom, growing on the forest floor in the dark, poisoning unsuspecting passersby. 02 Sep
My life is an overwhelming shitshow this year, but I'm remarkably calm through it LOL I have to attribute some of that to learned resilience: "Well, it's not the worst that' 28 Aug