I, too, would like to be a mushroom, growing on the forest floor in the dark, poisoning unsuspecting passersby.

Answered a call from an unknown number the other day.

It was a sheriff telling me my parents' neighbour wanted them to move their car (from the street..where

06 Sep

Y’all can keep the your men who only bring you flowers. Mine just refilled my empty soap dispenser.

03 Sep

Ready for my author photoshoot! Channeling all the fantasy vibes

01 Sep

This video sums up one reason why I don't want to go out anymore

Why are people so dumb

29 Aug

My life is an overwhelming shitshow this year, but I'm remarkably calm through it LOL

I have to attribute some of that to learned resilience: "Well, it's not the worst that'

28 Aug

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Me: why are our daughter's socks just everywhere in this house! Husband: (gestures vaguely to all my randomly

26 Aug